i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
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There is only what is. The what-should-be never did exist, but people keep trying to live to it. There is only what is.
— Lenny Bruce, How to Talk Dirty and Influence People (via kgds)
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You haven’t healed, I can tell from how cruel you are.
— Unknown (via kgds)
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70% of me is bad jokes and the other 30 is the hole where my soul should be
(via vvulnerasanenturr)
